It’s brainy, articulate, and financially successful, but don’t be fooled. The LSAT would be a crappy valentine.
Here are a few reasons why the LSAT should stay at home by itself on February 14.
Why the LSAT is a Terrible Valentine I: It won’t make you feel pretty
At the start of your date, the LSAT will ask to see your photo ID and a horribly bland recent passport photo of you. No matter how gussied up you got that night, it will only think of you as you look in the fluorescent lighting of these somber bureaucratic snapshots.
Why the LSAT is a Terrible Valentine II: It is inappropriate
The LSAT will make you pay no less than $165 for this night of romance, and it will make you swear never to repeat anything it says to another living person. If that doesn’t make you feel dirty, well…