A) Serial killer’s ninth victim found on Long Island. Article reads like a disturbing excerpt from a Thomas Harris novel. Village Voice.
B) Mark Zuckerberg finally crushes the Winklevii once and for all. CNN.
C) The most dangerous thing you do all day is sit down. If your ass is touching something right now, it might already be too late. Yahoo Health.
D) If the government were tracking your facebook profile, would you be more or less likely to post drunken pictures of yourself riding a mechanical bull? Above the Law.
E) Glenn Beck, modern day philsopher, once again completely misrepresents an issue with the hope of inflaming the ignorant. Huffington Post.