A) Because Tigers love pepper, and this tattoo artist did his homework. Law Riot.
B) I understand that laws like these serve a very valid and meaningful purpose, but sometimes you’d think they’d cut a guy a little slack. ABA journal.
C) In his defense, I’m sure a lot of things seem like a good idea after smoking crack. Law Riot.
D) After age 7, you usually play pretend once a year on Halloween, and the occasional themed party. Gawker.
E) Makes you wonder what inspired such legislation, and more importantly, WHAT TOOK THEM SO LONG?!? Gawker.