A) If we find out that Obama fathered one of Osama’s trainees, I’m going to lose my shit. Galactic Empire Times.
B) Tomorrow is the late registration deadline for the June LSAT. Sign up now. Or else!. LSAC.
C) A war between Facebook and Google would be the most unimpressive war of all time. CNN Money.
D) Teenager arrested for ranking female classmates by looks on Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg became a billionaire for doing so. LA Times.
E) Yeah, I doubt there’s going to be any backlash from carrying handguns on campus in Texas. WSJ Law Blog.