A) I know I definitely wouldn’t want to mess with a guy who wants to stay in jail. ABA Journal.
B) There really is a market for every type of fetish imaginable. Daily Mail.
C) Can you blame the guy? The extra luggage fees at the airport are just ridiculous. Yahoo.
D) Leave it to Canadians to find guard animals that only work 3/4 of the year. Gawker.
E) What else are you supposed to do when you go into hiding for a decade? Gawker.