A) You know that really heartfelt and inspiring personal statement you wrote for law school apps that brought your nana to tears? Yeah, hers was better. My San Antonio.
B) I understand the concern, but seriously, it’s New York. Following their logic, the next step would be to tell citizens to stop breathing. Wall Street Journal.
C) There are tons of jokes that could be said for this article, but I feel like this town has already had enough to deal with. Yahoo.
D) Dear Harold Camping: next time you scare the pants off of people, please promptly follow your statement with a “jk.” Freaked Out Nation.
E) This baby is way cooler than I will ever be. Bing.