A) Anyone want to take bets that this will one day show up as an LSAT reading comprehension passage? Yahoo.
B) Who can blame them for not wanting to freak people out with a false prediction? Wish Harold Camping followed their lead. Live Science.
C) Next time you go for your tall non-fat latte, make sure to tell the barista to hold the e.coli and fecal matter. Daily Mail.
D) Jeff Conway dies at 60. Feel free to make an impromptu performance of ‘Grease Lightning’ in memory of him. TMZ.
E) The Japanese are an innovative people, but sometimes its all about bladder control. Fork Party.