A) Two were originally sentenced to life and the other was put on death row, but now The West Memphis Three are free. CNN.
B) A sixty-one-year-old lifeguard refuses to wear a Speedo, gets fired, and sues. Meanwhile, old men everywhere refuse to not wear them. Wall Street Journal.
C) “How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?” Good joke setup. Bad marketing campaign. Above the Law.
D) When traveling to China for a goodwill exhibition basketball game, it’s typically frowned upon to engage in a benches-clearing brawl. BuzzFeed.
E) Turn your embarrassing Facebook photos into adorable Facebook photos. How? Kittens, of course. Standard Madness.