A) Western Michigan University and Thomas M. Cooley Law School announced they will launch a dual-law degree program. Dinner and reception to follow. MLive.
B) One of the contestants on this season of Survivor is a Harvard Law student. Unfortunately, Mark Zuckerberg has already stolen his idea. Above the Law.
C) The University of Maryland School of Law lands another large donation, promises not to spend it all on crab cakes. National Law Journal.
D) A lawyer in Illinois has been told by an appeals court to knock it off with his legal writings full of “gibberish” — including a 345-word sentence. Sounds like someone finally finished reading Infinite Jest. ABA Journal.
E) Finally! Someone has figured out what that heat wave over the summer was all about. The Onion.