A) Quitting law school, one laugh at a time. Huffington Post.
B) Filing bankruptcy after law school, one tear at a time. Reuters.
C) “Don’t take the bar exam, fail and ruin our school’s reputation. Here’s some money.” -CUNY New York Post.
D) If you’re ever suspicious that your wife is giving birth to a child who is not yours, check to see if her business partner is in the delivery room. Yahoo! News.
E) So, prisoners in Vermont print the decals on the state police cruisers. The state seal features a cow with spots. How, then, did one of those spots get changed into the image of a pig on 30 of the vehicles? A mystery. Burlington Free Press.