A) Tonight is the National Championship in the men’s NCAA basketball tournament. Today also marks another bracket’s finale: Which is the most honest law school in the country? Above the Law.
B) Kids, meet Ryan Leaf. He used to be good at football. Daily Mail.
C) Today in “Headlines From the Future”: University of Chicago Law School set to host mobile food symposium. AV Club.
D) Wall Street continues to impress with its morality. Time.
E) This photo gallery of kids crying around Easter Bunnies makes more sense when you realize they’d all just watched Donnie Darko. Ellen.