A) The US inmate population dropped for the third consecutive year. Are fewer people committing crimes, or are more prisoners figuring out how to escape? Bureau of Justice Statistics.
B) KFC ordered to pay $8.3 million to a girl who was paralyzed after eating a Twister wrap. Good thing she didn’t order the KFC Bowl. Yahoo! News.
C) This story about online copyright laws is worth a look, if only for the accompanying illustration. ABA Journal.
D) Do a Google search for “zerg rush.” If you dare. CNN.
E) Obama slow jams the news (a few days ago). YouTube.