A) Looks like Sketchers made some sketchy claims. Legal Times.
B) The Catholic Church. Forcing colleges to drop health care plans since the Dark Ages! Reuters.
C) Talk about a short honeymoon. CNN.
D) If there’s one good thing that could come out of this story about cops using a Taser on a pregnant woman, it would be the chance that she gives birth to a baby superhero. The Stir.
E) It takes a special kind of heifer to grab this publication’s attention. The Onion.