A) Time to scope out who’s talking where at this year’s law school commencement speeches. TaxProf Blog.
B) This guy erased $90,000 in student loan debt in seven months by getting roommates, taking a flask to bars, and having a six-figure job from Dell. Wall Street Journal
C) Thirty-eight percent of 911 calls in New York in 2010 were from “butt dialing.” Dispatchers said they determined which calls were butt calls because all of the emergencies concerned running out of toilet paper. Device.
D) The second masseur in the John Travolta scandal has fired his lawyer, but says he’s still confident the case will have a happy ending. CNN.
E) People’s faces photographed while being blasted with air. Neat-o. io9.