A) Today in headlines that a science fiction writer might have written in the 1950s: Oracle is suing Google over Java. Wired.
B) Harvard Business School cuts admissions essay requirements in half because, hey, who has time to read? Poets and Quants.
C) The unemployment rate in Nevada is 11 percent. Nebraska’s is 4. Solution: Replace every Las Vegas buffet item with corn. Bloomberg.
D) This nine-year-old girl reviews cafeteria food. If she gave tater triangles fewer than 5 stars, she needs to be discredited. Yahoo!.
E) This is the alcohol talking. Cheezburger.