A) Attention, Boston LSAT prep students and future lawyers: Do not apply to a firm that’s going to pay less than minimum wage. CBS Local.
B) Who cares about Pacquaio and Mayweather? Let’s get Holder and Axelrod in the ring. Telegraph.
C) Canadian cannibal porn star Luka Rocco Magnotta was arrested Monday in a Berlin cafe while reading news stories about himself. The Star.
D) Remember the movie Arachnophobia? The real thing happened in India this weekend (allegedly). CNN.
E) If you’re ever in a pool with this guy, don’t challenge him to a see-who-can-hold-their-breath-underwater-the-longest contest. You will lose. Daily Mail.