A) NYC DoE backs principal’s ban on “God Bless the USA.” FoxNews.
B) Man sues Delta for not warning him the gun he checked would get him arrested when he landed in NYC. MSNBC.
C) House panel to cite Holder for Contempt over sting operation. CNN.
D) It’s not all donut-bunned burgers. Celebrity chefs are just like the rest of us; they cook, clean, and face lawsuits for sexual harassment. FoxNews.
E) Haunted toilet haunts toilet-goers. And it’s still the best thing about Arby’s. Above the Law.