A) Lance Armstrong is charged in a widespread doping scandal. NBC Sports.
B) After a hung jury, the Justice Department says they won’t retry John Edwards for corruption. Fox News.
C) Bristol Palin sued for defamation. Surprisingly, by a heckler and not the mechanical bull. Huffington Post.
D) Dewey & LeBoeuf won’t go gently into that good night. Honestly, what would a law firm dissolution be without a lot of lawsuits? Above the Law.
E) For those of you who feel like you fell on your face Monday, be glad that at least no one was recording it. The Soup.