A) The University of Texas is on the defensive end of an affirmative action lawsuit, but LSAC and a slew of law schools have the school’s back. National Law Journal.
B) A Texas Tech professor wrote a book about Halloween law. Spoooookyyyyy. Sacramento Bee.
C) Even as the judge today sentenced him to 30-60 years in prison, Jerry Sandusky denied the allegations. Reuters.
D) Celebrities look awful in their mugshots, but at least they weren’t so wasted that cops had to hold them up just to snap the picture. Happy Place.
E) The evolution of The Learning Channel is the exact opposite of that of human evolution. BuzzFeed.