A) If you can’t sue your alma mater, sue Sallie Mae. Above the Law.
B) There was a lot of hubbub today over Instagram’s new terms of service. Here’s the unfiltered truth. The Verge.
C) Some criminals rob banks. Others knock off casinos. These heisters are all about the maple syrup. CNN.
D) The McRib is back, and so are these 11 disgusting facts about it. Yahoo!.
E) A list of 2012’s worst words is out. You should read it because YOLO. Atlantic Wire.