A) Today is the 40th anniversary of one of the most famous Supreme Court cases ever — Roe v. Wade. CNN.
B) Is you missed President Obama’s inauguration yesterday, here’s all the info you need. Spoiler alert: Michelle has bangs. Politico.
C) A cop should never hogtie a pregnant woman. Even if he thinks he can do it in under eight seconds. ABA Journal.
D) This is who Manti Te’o thought was his girlfriend (and probably still does). Today.
E) Save this infographic for when you become a lawyer. Cheezburger.