A) Katie Holmes wants to go to law school? Say it ain’t so! (It ain’t so.) Gossip Cop.
B) Changes at Penn State’s law school keep coming. The dean has resigned. Philly.com.
C) You’re not out of the woods yet, Lance Armstrong. Time to lawyer up. CNN.
D) The Manti Te’o story just gets weirder and weirder. Katie Couric.
E) First there was the dramatic chipmunk. Now there’s the “Oh crap” squirrel. io9.