A) Fordham School of Law’s grading system is…off. Above the Law.
B) It is now punishable by law to unlock your phone. So don’t unlock your phone. The Atlantic.
C) Cue the Top Gun soundtrack. Student loan delinquency is approaching the danger zone. Los Angeles Times.
D) Chris Brown compared himself to Jesus. Everyone else still relates him to a bag of dirt. CNN.
E) Apple has some big plans for the next iPad. The Onion.