A) America is on edge after a terrorist attack at the Boston Marathon kills two and injures more than 100 others. CNN.
B) A Michigan judge held himself in contempt because his own cell phone rang during proceedings. San Francisco Gate.
C) Of course the true cause of the recession was cocaine. Of course it was. Newser.
D) More bad news from the world’s thermometer. Huffington Post.
E) Whoever is in charge of creating fake websites for Law & Order is not very imaginative. Thankfully. Digg.