A) Unlike your NCAA bracket, March was a great month for legal jobs. ABA Journal.
B) Yale may change its grading curve, which, apparently, will bring the world to an end. The Atlantic.
C) Congress is back. First up on the docket: Guns and immigration. New York Times.
D) Margaret Thatcher is dead at 87. Now the “Iron Lady” crown goes to Tilda Swinton. CNN.
E) Before you eat that Goldfish cracker, make sure it doesn’t feature a message from God. Yahoo! News.