A) As I’m typing this, there are reports that the other Boston Marathon bomber is surrounded on a boat. Follow updates here. Huffington Post.
B) The PR person for the Boy Scouts just earned his “timely press release” badge. New York Times.
C) Kim Kardashian is officially divorced. Now Kanye West gets his turn. Huffington Post.
D) Ryan Lochte is a good swimmer, but his best talent might be making news anchors laugh until they cry. Deadspin.
E) Sometimes when waiting for the bus, you just have to dance. YouTube.