A) Let’s talk about what everyone was up to over winter break. Harvard Law School, you go first. The Harvard Crimson.
B) Amanda Knox was found guilty again by an Italian court. Luckily for Knox, there’s pretty much nothing to worry about. Slate.
C) A judge in Florida is now without a gavel after sending the wife in a divorce proceeding a Facebook friend request. Wall Street Journal.
D) No surprise here: Eric Holder says the U.S. will seek the death penalty against Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. ABA Journal.
E) Math is hardly ever funny, unless the equation involves cats and owls and the answer is meowls. Mandatory.