A) This just in from Harvard Law School: you should take a finance class. The Harvard Crimson.
B) Law professors get no respect. Wall Street Journal.
C) Major League Baseball’s new rule against home plate collisions reads like legal jargon. Prawfs Blog.
D) Arizona Governor Jan Brewer isn’t rushing to sign her state’s controversial new anti-gay bill, but she’s not rushing to throw it away, either. ABC News.
E) The epitome of hipster is here: facial hair transplants. DNAinfo.