A) US News & World Report Law School rankings are out! Welcome to the big time, UT. Above the Law.
B) Mom sues private school for ruining her 4 year old’s chances at an Ivy league school. Our take: we hope she wins to pay for her daughter’s inevitable therapy. NY Daily News.
C) More law school grads getting jobs. ABA Journal.
D) Would you wear a condom with Kesha’s face on it? AOL Music.
E) “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” 100 pieces of cinematic advice. Shortlist.com.