A) For all of you who didn’t know, tomorrow is a very important day. Like, super important. We Can Know.
B) And there have already been a few early signs. I guess this would make Randy Savage a prophet or something, right? TMZ.
C) And this would be the modern-day version of the immaculate conception. And by immaculate, I mean, totally disturbing. Time.
D) A compiled list of all the irrefutable evidence of the coming end. Makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like Bible Camp. Buzz Feed.
E) And on the off chance things don’t work out, there’s a plan. Gawker.