Top 10 New Year’s LSAT Resolutions

It’s the first day of 2010, which means it’s time to make resolutions! Here’s our top ten for the LSAT:

10. Deeply regret that dinosaurs, and various theories of their extinction, ever existed.

9. Contemplate purchase of Kim Kardashian’s Guide to LSAT 180.

8. Get new fingerprints for LSAT testing site so criminal record from shoplifting Hello Kitty backpack from Wal-Mart doesn’t show up.

7. Write essay at end of test about how Adam Lambert’s mascara is inspiration to all.

6. Sign up for Tiger Woods’ ‘good luck’ texting service.

5. Burn Twilight books for nighttime study light.

4. Locate receipt to return ill-advised purchase of #3 pencil.

3. Dedicate 2010 LSAT to Michael Jackson with 13-year old Cub Scout sleepover party.

2. Resolve to become a cast member of Jersey Shore if the whole lawyer thing doesn’t work out.

And the number one LSAT resolution is…

1. Take the GMAT.

2 Responses

  1. amy says:

    There’s always room in b-school. :)

  2. JT says:

    #10 was for you, Colin.

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