Tag Archive: Affluenza Teen

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Logical Reasonings / 12.30.15

A. Bill Cosby has been charged on sex assault charges. We here at Blueprint are trying reeeeeeaaaallllllyyyy hard to stick with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” business. Talking Points Memo
B. Affluenza Teen Ethan Couch got caught because he used a traceable cell phone to order Domino’s Pizza. Yet again, pizza is a man’s undoing. Mic
C. Here’s the ten best albums of 2015, as ranked by Rolling Stone readers. What’s an album, you say? Good question. No idea. Rolling Stone
D. And if that last “best of 2015” post is too highbrow for you, here’s the best celebrity beefs of 2015. Before you read this, just remember that your time on this planet is finite. Jezebel
E. Okay, now here’s the good stuff. Want to know who the ten most important internet cats of 2015 were? How about thirty of them? It would seem that the main purpose of the internet is to disseminate cat pics/vids/gifs. Buzzfeed

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Logical Reasonings / 12.29.15

A. Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley had a rally in Iowa in which one person attended. O’Malley was quoted as saying, “One is more than zero, y’know?” CNN
B. Rob Kardashian (shouldn’t it be Kob Kardashian?) had a health scare, but now he’s back in the spotlight, so everything is fine or whatever. E!
C. Ethan Couch – AKA Affluenza Teen, who was acquitted of murder because he was too rich to understand the consequences of his actions – has been arrested for violating probation. Gawker
D. Here’s a guy who takes selfies with animals. (Affluenza teen again? We’re confused.) Huffington Post
E. A collection of amazing photos. The Starbucks in Dubai is cray. EMGN