Tag Archive: Apple

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Logical Reasonings / 3.22.16

A. Berkeley’s law school has appointed a nice young woman as interim dean, replacing a creepy, handsy old man, who still has tenure and a fat paycheck, btw. Berkeley.edu

B. What schools have the highest median LSAT scores this year? All the ones you’d expect. Which ones have the lowest? All the ones you’ve never heard of. Above the Law

C. ISIS has claimed responsibility for a series of horrific bombings in Brussels. CNN

D. Remember Rob Ford, Toronto’s admitted crack-smoking mayor? He died of cancer. RIP, Mayor Ford. You made life in Canada interesting, no small task. The Washington Post

E. So, the FBI is all, “Nvmd Apple. We can hack ur phone w/o u lol.” And Apple is all, “WTF FBI???” IBT

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Logical Reasonings / 2.19.16

A. An Illinois voter has brought a lawsuit challenging the eligibility of Rafael “Canadian Ted” Cruz to run for the highest office in the land. Sucks to be Ted, eh hoser? CNN

B. Kris Jenner is worried that Kanye is damaging the Kardashian brand. In relevant analogy news, she’s also worried that adding tires to that dumpster fire over there is going to make it smell bad. Reality TV World

C. The Justice Dept. has called Apple’s refusal to unlock an iPhone in connection with its investigation into the San Bernardino terror attacks is a “marketing strategy.” Steve Jobs must be so proud. From hell. The New York Times

D. Harvard Law School is suing Washington state over its Medicaid drug practices. Yes, you are correct when you note that Harvard Law School is nowhere near Washington State. Boston Business Journal

E. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart will host the 2016 MTV Movie Awards. We hope that The Rock wears Kevin Hart in a Baby Bjorn for the entire show. The Los Angeles Times