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Kim Kardashian, Esq.?

Just in case you’ve been living, like, under a rock: Kim Kardashian is headed to law school. Well, not quite yet: the media personality plans to wait a bit until “things slow down.” Understandable for a mother of young children with a megalomaniacal genius for a husband and a cult of personality to maintain.

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Logical Reasonings / 2.19.16

A. An Illinois voter has brought a lawsuit challenging the eligibility of Rafael “Canadian Ted” Cruz to run for the highest office in the land. Sucks to be Ted, eh hoser? CNN

B. Kris Jenner is worried that Kanye is damaging the Kardashian brand. In relevant analogy news, she’s also worried that adding tires to that dumpster fire over there is going to make it smell bad. Reality TV World

C. The Justice Dept. has called Apple’s refusal to unlock an iPhone in connection with its investigation into the San Bernardino terror attacks is a “marketing strategy.” Steve Jobs must be so proud. From hell. The New York Times

D. Harvard Law School is suing Washington state over its Medicaid drug practices. Yes, you are correct when you note that Harvard Law School is nowhere near Washington State. Boston Business Journal

E. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart will host the 2016 MTV Movie Awards. We hope that The Rock wears Kevin Hart in a Baby Bjorn for the entire show. The Los Angeles Times

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Logical Reasonings / 12.21.15

A. South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham has announced that he is suspending his presidential campaign, which, it would seem, implies that he was running for President at one point. Huh. The New York Times
B. Okay, Hello Kitty weirdos, this one’s for you: The official Hello Kitty website has been hacked and your data has been compromised. She has no mouth, by the way. Just sayin’. The Daily Beast
C. A consortium of 200 or so law schools has bought Lawyer Metrics, a company that uses big data to help law firms make HR decisions. ABA Journal
D. Kim K. has an app with a bunch of emojis that fit situations that the current panoply of emojis doesn’t cover. How many times have you said to yourself, “If only I had a selfie emoji…”? People
E. Star Wars made tons of $$$. Forbes