A) We know law school enrollment numbers have been down across the board. Here’s where it hit hardest. Above the Law.
B) Who would want to be a Supreme Court justice when you have to decide on such hot-issue debates like, “Is Chicago-style pizza actually pizza?” ABA Journal.
C) Yikes. Montana prosecutors have been ignoring rape cases on the basis that “boys will be boys.” Los Angeles Times.
D) Oh, cool. A “potentially hazardous” asteroid buzzed by Earth last night. Raw Story.
E) Someone found a grainy video of Chris Farley unveiling his Matt Foley motivational speaker character — the comedy equivalent of discovering the Arc of the Covenant. Splitsider.