Tag Archive: Miley Cyrus

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Logical Reasonings / 3.25.16

A. The dumpster fire that is the 2016 GOP presidential primary has officially become a 4 alarm dumpster inferno. Burn, baby, burn… dumpster inferno! Gawker

B. Miley Cyrus is joining The Voice. The world needed to know that there were women out there as insufferable as Adam Levine. E!

C. Tom Hiddleston is playing Hank Williams in a new biopic. We tolerated Daniel Day Lewis as Lincoln, but can we please get some Americans to play Americans? Get lost, Loki! The Los Angeles Times

D. According to the complaint in a lawsuit, Old Spice causes chemical burns and oozing sores. Now there’s another reason to switch to Axe besides the fact that it makes you all ROWR with the ladies. USA Today

E. Corinthian Colleges is ordered to pay former students tons of money for junk education. Daily Kos

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Logical Reasonings / 3.2.16

A. Dude who seemed like he never really was running for president has announced (confirmed?) that he’s not running for president. Anymore, at least. Reuters

B. In ironic misfortune news, an elderly woman was strangled by her medical alert necklace. Associated Press

C. We here at Blueprint have always thought it’s safe to do the opposite of whatever Miley Cyrus is doing, but now she says she’s NOT voting for Trump, and our heads are about to explode. Pop Crush

D. So, some moms apparently make jewelry out of their breast milk. Yep. Star Tribune

E. Steve “Thirsty Guy” Sarkisian’s lawsuit against former employer USC is headed to binding arbitration. Sarkisian has not yet decided whether he will wear a shirt to said arbitration. LA Times