Today is NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY, so go to town in the comments section. After all, how are people going to know that you are YELLING AT THEM THROUGH THE INTERNET if you haven’t utilized that oblong button sitting just next to your left pinky?
In reality, there are only four reasons to use the caps lock key:
1) Someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET! And you have to set them straight.
2) You recognize that you are AN IDIOT AND WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW IT THROUGH YOUR TYPING.
3) You’re writing out the lyrics to Kenny Loggins’ DANGER ZONE.
4) You’re writing your law school personal statement.