A) Gym, tanning, LSAT. Someone on Jersey Shore wants to be a lawyer after their 15 minutes of fame are up. (Better hurry.) Above the Law.
B) Four tobacco companies are suing over required graphic warning labels. The reason: Free speech violation. New York Times.
C) Intelligent, creative lawyer is suing a firm that fired him for “exhibiting intelligence and creativity.” Wall Street Journal.
D) Facebook photos help police nab burglar. “Like.” Citizen-Times.
E) Watching too much television can take years off your life. This story and more, tonight on your nightly news. Yahoo! News.