A) Here’s US News and World Report’s commentary on the controversy of law school employment data. US News and World Report.
B) Pardon? Nope. Obama’s uncle will get no special treatment following his DUI arrest. Wall Street Journal.
C) Elvis has left the building. And entered a courtroom. Reuters.
D) Hey, Webster’s. Get ready to add a new word that’s going to make everyone’s eyes roll: “Sextortion.” CNN.
E) Sometimes it’s the simple things, like politicians with their eyebrows digitally removed. BuzzFeed.