My boy Clarence Thomas has been a little cray-cray during the last ten years. He just stopped talking, kind of like Tommy. Many believe he became the puppet of former-Justice Antonin Scalia. (By the way, potential conspiracy alert). But this has all changed. We are now pouring one out for Scalia, and Thomas is back. And he is inspiring everyone to buy guns.
B. Clarence Thomas asked a question from the bench during oral arguments for the first time in ten years. The issue? Domestic abusers’ Second Amendment rights. Vox
C. The mummified remains of a lost German yachter turned up this week off the Philippines. The Sayo had been adrift since 2009. (Warning: graphic image.) The Mirror
D. Jay Z and his music streaming service Tidal are being sued over alleged failure to pay artists. Jay Z now has 100 problems. Complex
E. Trump just compared himself with a historical figure. Guess who. Nope. Uh-uh. Try again. Sorry, the correct answer is Mahatma Gandhi. Mother Jones