You might not know this, but there is still a very important political race going on in this country. No, it’s not the race to encourage electors to go rogue and mirror the popular vote, which Hillary Clinton won going away. Barring any unforeseen events — not like any of that kinda stuff has happened in this election! — Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States.
A) With JetBlue, you get more legspace, DirecTV, and an insanity defense! CNN.
B) Senatorial Candidate Satan had no comment on the matter. MSNBC.
C) Every sitcom ever has already solved this problem. Fox News.
D) Apparently, CJ Roberts is a flip-flopper – he wrote the majority and the dissent! Salon.
E) An individual mandate…for going to law school. The Onion.