A) A Yankees fan caught on ESPN taking a nap at a game sues for defamation. Deadspin.
B) A naked man. A hotel window. A courtyard wedding. A lawsuit. Can you see where this is going? Courthouse News.
C) A colorful lawsuit regarding a sexual scandal at Case Western has ended in a settlement. Above the Law.
D) Madonna makes headlines by showing up for jury duty. New York Daily News.
E) Jon Stewart is on vacation, so to alleviate your withdrawal pangs, check out 16 of his best insults. Alternet.